2005-06-01 [Mal Reynolds]: aye, it is time we updated the jukebox

2005-06-07 [~lifes a bitch~]: whats the crack ppl, [Barrassg] is in da house pull me a pint of fosters m8

2005-06-07 [gypsypunk]: hi hun *waves to little dude*

2005-06-07 [Mal Reynolds]: one pint o Fosters comin right up! *slides it down the bar*

2005-06-08 [jobby]: BRING DA DA DING DA DA DING DA DA BAAAARRRBBAARAAA

2005-06-08 [Mal Reynolds]: way-o! hows it gan?

2005-06-08 [jobby]: not bad my directing friend. you?

2005-06-08 [Mal Reynolds]: pretty good, Media exam the morn.

2005-06-09 [jobby]: woo, good luck in it mate. you will do wel!

2005-06-09 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, well I didn't it was fackin brick!

2005-06-09 [jobby]: heheeheheh blldr

2005-06-10 [LAURALOVE.]: ooohhh nnooo

2005-06-10 [Mal Reynolds]: and Jobby you shouldn't send me messages in my exam! lol

2005-06-10 [jobby]: ooop, did it go off? lol i won a vibrator!!! yey

2005-06-10 [Mal Reynolds]: I shall don the look of confusion.

2005-06-10 [jobby]: lol mate, i had the same look when i opened the post this morning

2005-06-10 [gypsypunk]: muahahahh hahahah *would die from laughter and sunstroke* somebody get me a fire extinguisher?

2005-06-10 [Mal Reynolds]: sorry, we have no budget for fire extuinguisher. and what made ya confusied Jobby?

2005-06-11 [jobby]: getting a vibrator lol

2005-06-11 [Mal Reynolds]: lol you are kidding right?

2005-06-11 [jobby]: no, im deadly serious! its in my car

2005-06-11 [gypsypunk]: O.o !!!

2005-06-11 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, i don' wanna know why you took it with you to work...

2005-06-11 [gypsypunk]: O.O!!

2005-06-11 [jobby]: it travels where ever i travel lol its like a car ornimant. my air freshner comes out of it

2005-06-11 [Mal Reynolds]: I bet it does...

2005-06-11 [jobby]: lol

2005-06-11 [LAURALOVE.]: what competition did u enter to win that?

2005-06-11 [Mal Reynolds]: makes you wonder dunnit.

2005-06-12 [jobby]: i sign up to a lot of shit, cus im board - and ive signed up to a thing where it emails me different compeitions to take part in, and i dont usually do them, but this one caught my eye lol

2005-06-12 [Mal Reynolds]: I like the aliby

2005-06-12 [jobby]: lol

2005-06-12 [Mal Reynolds]: I hate enterin some of those comps, when they send you shitt prizes that cost like a tenenr to call the "hotline", you then find out you've won a 35p bin and the guys ran off with your money laughing.

2005-06-12 [jobby]: lol aye i know, but i didnt incurr any costs watso ever.. i just get 20 or more spam messages a day. i think ive got a bargain

2005-06-12 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, aye! block the E-mails and your flying!

2005-06-12 [jobby]: damn rite brother lol

2005-06-12 [jobby]: damn rite brother lol or in this case - vibrating

2005-06-12 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, thanks for the imaging!

2005-06-13 [jobby]: lol aye. i just like to stress the fact that this vibrator is not getting used on myself lol!!

2005-06-13 [Mal Reynolds]: sell it on Ebay or summit.

2005-06-13 [jobby]: nah, its ok in my car lol

2005-06-13 [Mal Reynolds]: you've turned it into a buddy comedy!

2005-06-13 [LAURALOVE.]: lol

2005-06-14 [jobby]: whats one of those?

2005-06-14 [Mal Reynolds]: a buddy comedy? A buddy comedy film! usually has some wise cracks and action sequences.

2005-06-14 [jobby]: whats buddy? like buddy holly?

2005-06-14 [Mal Reynolds]: lol no! like friends! you call a friend a bud or buddy!

2005-06-14 [jobby]: ah rite. i still dont get it? lol

2005-06-14 [Mal Reynolds]: you and the vibrator, goin on whirlwind adventures!

2005-06-14 [jobby]: yes. im gonna dress it up in a cowboy outfit, like they done with Jebodhia Springfields tounge in the simpsoins

2005-06-14 [LAURALOVE.]: lol the golden tounge

2005-06-14 [Mal Reynolds]: add a talking pie and Hollywood will love you!

2005-06-14 [LAURALOVE.]: talking pie? how about a man having sex with the pie? or the vibrator in the pie, wow i think this could really work

2005-06-14 [jobby]: its already been done

2005-06-14 [LAURALOVE.]: yeah like american pie but with the vibrat....oh forget it!

2005-06-15 [Anna™]: haha

2005-06-15 [Mal Reynolds]: I would never be a part of nor endorse an American Pie type of Film!

2005-06-15 [jobby]: american pie is class man

2005-06-15 [Mal Reynolds]: It has to be the worst Film I have senn

2005-06-15 [Mal Reynolds]: It has to be the worst Film I have seen

2005-06-15 [LAURALOVE.]: omg its not! its the best!

2005-06-15 [Mal Reynolds]: I managed to watch it all without falling asleep, that deserves a medal like.

2005-06-15 [LAURALOVE.]: lol which 1?

2005-06-15 [gypsypunk]: *hugs andy* bro im away to London see ya aboot like how. and bye to all you lot aswel *waves and walkes out taking her pint with her*

2005-06-15 [LAURALOVE.]: bye

2005-06-15 [Mal Reynolds]: see ya later sis!

2005-06-16 [Mal Reynolds]: in celebration of me birthday today, drinks will be free!

2005-06-16 [jobby]: can i have 45 pints of woodpecker please, and 350 bottles of vodka?

2005-06-16 [Mal Reynolds]: lol you co own the fucker, why you asking me? lol

2005-06-17 [jobby]: thats very true lol ill help myself. how was ur birthday? did u play passy the parcel, ect?

2005-06-17 [Mal Reynolds]: lol damn right! and Santy came round and we all sat on his knee though it wasn't christmas! I was very confused.

2005-06-17 [jobby]: lol where you high like a nigger pie?

2005-06-17 [Mal Reynolds]: oooooh, zero tolorence!

2005-06-17 [jobby]: its a phrase from scary movie one man, mellow out!

2005-06-17 [Mal Reynolds]: what if theres gun tottin homeys in this place?

2005-06-22 [gypsypunk]: Hello kiddies!! *hugs the bar*

2005-06-22 [Mal Reynolds]: hello sis!

2005-06-22 [gypsypunk]: *hugs you* bro its good to be back that place never sleeps.

2005-06-22 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, well here we do. though recently this place has been buzzin with life *heres owls hoot*

2005-06-22 [gypsypunk]: lol *watches some toumble weed roll drunkenly away*

2005-06-22 [Mal Reynolds]: dear God,even the tumbleweeds drunk these days!

2005-06-26 [gypsypunk]: where is every one these days? does no one want to get royaly pissed anymore. what wrong with you people. ..meh *goes off to play pool*

2005-08-17 [Chitch_AN]: Hey niggers. I'm back!!

2005-08-17 [Chitch_AN]: GET ME 50 BROWN ALES!

2005-08-17 [Mal Reynolds]: lol yessss ssiireeee

2005-08-18 [jobby]: my god. its. its. its. CHIIITTTCCCHHHH

2005-08-18 [Chitch_AN]: I AM BACK, MY NIZZLES! EVEN WITH (possibly a permanent) NUMB RIGHT CHEEK! PEACE, MY NIGGERS!!

2005-08-18 [jobby]: wat happend in the little accident?

2005-08-18 [Mal Reynolds]: yeah man! hayall yeah!

2005-08-19 [Chitch_AN]: WOOOO!! After watching Pirates of the Carribean last night, I got like a minute of perfect hearing!! I WON'T HAVE A DAMAGED EAR DRUM! GET IN, YOU CUNT!

2005-08-19 [Mal Reynolds]: good good!! Pirates is amazing

2005-08-20 [jobby]: but they are also quite vicious

2005-08-20 [Chitch_AN]: I would say more mishcheivous!

2005-08-21 [jobby]: like a mischevious cat?

2005-08-22 [gypsypunk]: what cat. and Fo Shizzel you is back bro

2005-08-23 [Mal Reynolds]: I think people forgot about this place when ya left... that or I forgot where my key is...

2005-08-26 [gypsypunk]: lol andy how was the emerald isal?

2005-09-01 [Mal Reynolds]: twas amazing! the wee folk were a dancing! one bought me a pint! then I realised I was in a midget bar on "dress up like a leprechaun" day and promtly left

2005-09-05 [gypsypunk]: Ah once they'd have soberd, relising you wernt on of them. well none that have lived to tell the stories the harowing sights of midget leprechauns on the war-path.

2005-09-05 [gypsypunk]: Aye a 'midgets dressed up as Leprechauns' night is a scary thing, worse during the 'Lock-in'.

2005-09-06 [Mal Reynolds]: and you knows it!

2005-09-06 [gypsypunk]: shuuush who told you!!? .. I wanna play pool!

2005-09-12 [Chitch_AN]: Fuck yo' G. I's is back with a sweet honey. And animations that'd make you cum!

2005-09-13 [Mal Reynolds]: that is the most disturbing thing you have ever said.

2005-09-13 [gypsypunk]: ahahah it was funny. tho.. i mean ..steph shuush..

2005-09-13 [Chitch_AN]: They'd make your testicles expload from pure joy. And your Falopean tubes clog with eggs, because they are that sexy

2005-09-13 [gypsypunk]: .wow that good. so basically your saing were not alowed to see me arent cha?!!.

2005-09-13 [Chitch_AN]: WHAT? You can watch them. But you will also become pregnant. Regardless of gender

2005-09-13 [gypsypunk]: ..AAiiiieee ah ok cant resist the curiosity.. but i aint no cat

2005-09-13 [Chitch_AN]: It wont kill you. It could be worse. You could give birth to a T-rex. www.alnwicknorth.co.uk

2005-09-13 [gypsypunk]: that would be painfull yet an achevment, hummm...

2005-09-13 [Chitch_AN]: I know a guy that gave birth to a T-rex. A FULLY GROWN ADULT ONE TOO! It bit his legs off after like....

2005-09-13 [Mal Reynolds]: now THAT is the most disturbing thing you have said

2005-09-13 [Chitch_AN]: What can I say? It's fun

2005-09-14 [gypsypunk]: he does have a point *goes off to play pool*

2005-09-14 [Mal Reynolds]: how Chitch! get your ass back over to Spaced!

2005-09-14 [Chitch_AN]: I shall

2005-09-14 [Mal Reynolds]: good good

2005-09-14 [Chitch_AN]: WHEY! People were actually using it..... Amazing....

2005-09-15 [gypsypunk]: whats Spaced ..besides the great program of the same name.

2005-09-15 [Chitch_AN]: We were referring to the great program of the same name =)

2005-09-15 [gypsypunk]: kewl..since when were you in spaced. O.o *swings from the pool light with a a beer*

2005-09-15 [Chitch_AN]: I CREATED Spaced. It's my show. Andrew co-created.

2005-09-16 [Mal Reynolds]: I'm Simon Pegg in disguise

2005-09-16 [gypsypunk]: ooh kewl kewl.*still swinging off the light*

2005-09-19 [Chitch_AN]: I KNEW I SAW YOU BEFORE SOMEWHERE!

2005-09-20 [Mal Reynolds]: mwahaahahah

2005-09-20 [Chitch_AN]: WOO!

2005-09-21 [jobby]: DONT YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT, LIKE, ME???

2005-09-21 [gypsypunk]: wow that made a scary mantal image...

2005-09-21 [Mal Reynolds]: harr harr harr

2005-09-21 [Chitch_AN]: ARGH!

2005-09-22 [Foxspike]: dish looksh like da pub i bin searchin for all me life, ish thish placesh (hic)

2005-09-22 [jobby]: ooop, we have a joker in the building! lol

2005-09-22 [gypsypunk]: *pokes it with a stick* (pool quew)

2005-09-22 [Mal Reynolds]: he smells like Jersey.

2005-09-22 [Chitch_AN]: Grey Fox? No.... It can't be.....

2005-09-22 [Mal Reynolds]: Frank Jeager huh? well at least he's mullet free.

2005-09-22 [Chitch_AN]: You mean Deepthroat? The one from the Watergate Scandal.

2005-09-23 [Foxspike]: Deep throat wasnts that the most contaversashal porno ever made and got bad from britain for years then years later came out and it was shit, but i need a drink its been a rough day. i have been shot at, beaten up, then i fight a giant fucking robot and get an arm cut off, im crushed against a wall, then i get stood on and top of all that i still got a mother fucking killer head ache. so pass me a beer bar keep just dont slide it im a bit arm less ya ha ha ha ha ha i kill my self no wait thats not funny ow burns

2005-09-23 [Chitch_AN]: Deepthroat. You mean the one where the woman has a clitorus in her throat so she has to suck cock? Am I correct? I know how you feel. I have been shot at before. Some cunt did a drive by on me, TRUE STORY! Pass is a broon ale shen!

2005-09-23 [LAURALOVE.]: did u really? my brothers friend was parked in barrasdale and his car window got shot out

2005-09-26 [Foxspike]: WTF i thought Alnwick was better than Morpeth but now i aint sure

2005-09-26 [gypsypunk]: yer ma mum got her tires slashed one apon a time ago in Alnwick........ And Barkeep get me a drink its ma brithday and i have many a sorrow to drown!!

2005-09-26 [Mal Reynolds]: one hard drink comin up

2005-09-27 [Foxspike]: Fox get your ass outta here Castle needs a drink its not easy wasting 20 pissed off Yakuza with itchy trigger fingers 

2005-09-27 [gypsypunk]: hoozaa!!

2005-09-27 [Mal Reynolds]: wwaaaaay Tom's in the hoose!

2005-10-07 [Mal Reynolds]: or he should be

2005-10-09 [Foxspike]: lol well he was gimme a pint bar keep feeling glum

2005-10-09 [Mal Reynolds]: arite, they're comin to fill up soon so we got a lil Grogg left :D, here ya go son!

2005-10-09 [Foxspike]: God damn what in this it taste like battary acid

2005-10-10 [Mr_McEwan]: Get is some Broon ale. Hans is fucking ALIVE!! The didn't die when he fell from the nakatomi building. The fucking wazzock. I'll knack his german arse soon. This'll be another Christmas in hospital...... Wanker....

2005-10-10 [Mal Reynolds]: lol the special Broon ale shall be cracked open! *slides glass and bottle*

2005-10-10 [Mr_McEwan]: Reload's a cunt.

2005-10-11 [Foxspike]: i was over in santa louis, i was visting a bar there, not unlike this one. they served beer not quite as good as this but close. and i saw something u wouldnt belive, i was sitting there and in walks the biggest mexican i have seen. he just walks right in like he owns the place. no one knew quite what to think. but there he was and in he walked

2005-10-12 [Mal Reynolds]: here, here's one on the house *slides beer away* if you remember the face

2005-10-12 [Foxspike]: thanks, but no thanks coz i think he was heading this way. well take care your selves boys

2005-10-12 [Mr_McEwan]: This sounds familiar.... Wait.. No.... I was thinkning of my story..... I'll have to tell you tale soon, mind.

2005-10-13 [Foxspike]: well i hear there is a guy walks here and there moving from town to town has a guitar cae fulla guns and he kills people looking Buico course no one talking but well u get the picture gotta be carful

2005-10-13 [Foxspike]: is that gun a winchester coz it better not be laoded i heard stories of gun of bar tenders capping people who breaks the rules

2005-10-13 [Mal Reynolds]: well Chitch should be the barman again/landowner so he makes the rules. I fonly we could remember the damn password!

2005-10-13 [the Janitor]: I'm here to clean the bogs.

2005-10-13 [jobby]: aye its pretty messy mate. i shit my pants just before I could get to the bog. u have a lot of work on your hands, thus I repsect the person who has to janite the bogs

2005-10-13 [Foxspike]: AYE GIVE THIS MAN A FREE BEER HE NAM VET WHILE WE WERE SUCKING ON OUR BOTTLE OR MOMMA TITTS THIS MAN WAS CUTTING THROATS FOR HIS COUNTRY

2005-10-14 [Mal Reynolds]: hmmmm arite mate, just through that door!

2005-10-14 [jobby]: SHIT THE BED, AND EVERTHING ELSE THAT YOU CAN SHIT

2005-10-15 [Foxspike]: im looking for a man calls himself Bouco. thats all but u had to do that the hard way

2005-10-16 [Mr_McEwan]: WHEY!

2005-10-16 [Mr_McEwan]: I'M BACK!

2005-10-17 [Foxspike]: drinks lots of them and quick if thats ok with u need summit for the old brain

2005-10-17 [Mr_McEwan]: Frank. My Bouncers aren't here anymore. Care for a job? I know that you can lick Russians and put guilotines through people's skulls

2005-10-18 [Foxspike]: yea why not ill kill any one for a beer

2005-10-18 [Mr_McEwan]: You'll even get whiskey, but watch out for the Russian. He's a big bastard!

2005-10-18 [Foxspike]: we met before but he was a big bastard to put down

2005-10-18 [jobby]: LOOK HOW HAPPY I LOOK

2005-10-18 [Mr_McEwan]: Him next to you is a miserable cunt...

2005-10-18 [jobby]: Now don't go naming names, if you start naming names, you, disappear

2005-10-18 [Mr_McEwan]: I never named his name...... I've learnt my lesson.... I hope you have too! Naming Scott Do- *disconected*

2005-10-18 [gypsypunk]: wow look its Mr. Super Happyman and his compadre Joyfull Boy..jk sorry random hyperness there.

2005-10-18 [jobby]: AHAHAHAHAHAH

2005-10-18 [LAURALOVE.]: hey that picture was in this leaflet i got through my door ages ago!

2005-10-18 [Mr_McEwan]: I like how they have you working on the line, but make you wear a suit

2005-10-18 [LAURALOVE.]: madness

2005-10-18 [jobby]: i cant remember sending leaflets out with.. oh yeah the connexions thing

2005-10-18 [Mr_McEwan]: WOO WOO!

2005-10-19 [Foxspike]: that is the imortal shop i have now seen a same image of its inner goings on

2005-10-19 [Mr_McEwan]: I think I know why they don't look happy. They're getting their best suits ruined by working on the line..... Poor souls

2005-10-19 [LAURALOVE.]: i hope they wernt expensive or designer suits

2005-10-19 [Foxspike]: John Philips London, i have 2 myself rumour has it Arrafat bought his there when he was still alive

2005-10-19 [Mal Reynolds]: lol this has become a quoting palace

2005-10-19 [Mr_McEwan]: Indeed. IT'S TRIPLE A CARD TIME!

2005-10-20 [Foxspike]: couldnt help meself mate

2005-10-20 [Mr_McEwan]: Damn straight

2005-10-26 [sweet_lil_cakes]: I just wnated to check this place out

2005-10-26 [Mal Reynolds]: tis the Elftown Pub! welcome welcome!

2005-10-29 [Foxspike]: this is unheard of . this is a pub where no one goes in but the regualrs here have pint on me whats your poisen?

2005-10-31 [Mr_McEwan]: This place used to be busy as fuck. A real working chat room. Then everyone left. The bastards....

2005-10-31 [Mal Reynolds]: time to do us some hunting... I think they made other wikis!

2005-10-31 [Mr_McEwan]: Nope. There was another pub, but it was shit. I told them so